so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
