I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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