Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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