so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?