I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
