Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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