check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
