When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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