I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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