My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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