I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Someone shattered a urinal.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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