all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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