Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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