..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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