The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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