Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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