we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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