Do you still have your period?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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