I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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