i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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