The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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