David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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