im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...