I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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