Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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