I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.