so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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