why didn't you poke me back
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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