Kiss
Puke
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
This is the high leading the old right now
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
