THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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