I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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