Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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