pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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