But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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