what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you win again, gameday.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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