my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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