Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Randomize
