gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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