Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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