My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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