somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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