It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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