I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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