its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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