yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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