You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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