Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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I want a burrito.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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