And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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