If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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