grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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