I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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