I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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