i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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