No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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