Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just saw a hot homeless man
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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