You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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