Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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